this is never going to not be funny 

this is amazing

(via vlamde)

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

h0lidayr0mance. this could be us but… wait this is us. :)

(Source: thechildofstyle, via kate-skellington)


Sexting the boyfriend while at work mm. I need him.

My girl is the fucking best





Say something a Fallout gamer would never say

"I’m not gonna take this water.  I don’t need water"

"My favorite character is that one scientist guy with the sunglasses in Helios One"

"uhg can dad just die already" 

nah i’m not going to check in that container. 

i’ve got enough bobby pins, i’ll just leave that there.

(via followersoftheapocalypse)

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(Source: naniithran, via yoursadguitar)